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Jordan Klepper roasts Fox after massive $787M settlement


believe it or not, “pervasive lies and deceit May There are some results.

He daily show Guest host Jordan Klepper’s big takeaway from Dominion Voting Systems and Fox News’ arrogant news officially reached a settlement in the former’s defamation lawsuit, just hours before their trial was to begin — to the tune of $787.5 million.

That’s a huge amount for anyone, and would certainly hurt the Rupert Murdoch-owned network, which Klepper says is already facing some financial challenges. “Tucker Carlson could only afford one facial expression,” he joked.

While Klepper is undoubtedly “glad there’s some accountability here,” he said he can’t help but feel a twinge of disappointment that he won’t be witness to what will undoubtedly be a three-ring legal circus involving Fox’s on- Air was genius. was compelled to testify. “It would have been seinfeld ending. But instead of soup Nazis, it’s just… Nazis.

Where Fox wants to look to find the money to pay? Unsurprisingly, Klepper had some ideas. “Sadly, they had to fire writing tutor Brian Kilmeade,” Klepper said. “Jeanine Pirro will have to switch to a cheap box of wine.”

“Development on the third Doocy has stalled,” Klepper continued. “They’re going to switch from Jesse Waters to tap water. And, of course, they’re going to have to degrade Sean Hannity.”

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